After my first experience with Bikram (hot) yoga I have decided to rename it. The winner was the title of this post and some of the close runner-ups included:
a) Bikram I-want-to-die yoga
b) Bikram anyone-who-does-this-is-crazy yoga
c) Bikram I-have-never-wanted-to-shower-like-I-do-right-now yoga
Question: Who would put CARPET in a room that is used for people to get sweaty 10 times a day?
Answer: those who enjoy the smell of roadkill while they work out.
This was every one else doing it:
This was me...
I think I'll pass on this one